I was just fucking with ya' with that link. I'm 22 and haven't played soccer since I graduated high school. I started playing when I was 8, played on a select travel team from ages 9-18, and played varsity ball from grades 9-12. I've been up in MD a few times for some tournaments and played a couple teams from the D.C./MD area.
I seriously miss the game, but plan on coaching sometime in the future.
Those little black pieces are a bitch....just keep trying, you'll eventually get them back in.