True story, #I'mtherealmikejonesAt Sears once in the Frandor shopping mall in Lansing, when asked for my phone number I told them 281-330-008. Cashier says, "Mike?" Me, "Yes" Cashier, "Well sir it looks like you've got XX points on your account, would you like to use them today? Me, "Sure, what does that equal out to in cash?" Cashier, "$33.XX", I quickly paid and got the fuck outta there.