[smave]

At this point, I won't survive to see 2069

 

[lenny7898]

cubs too

yankees 2069 ws champs

book it

shut up sztum

 

[General Tso]

Only in spring training could this story happen. The Twins signed infielder Tsuyoshi Nishioka in the spring of 2011. He didn't speak much English, and didn't know anyone on the team. Several teammates convinced Twins outfielder Denard Span to introduce himself to Nishioka, to make him feel more a part of the team. Only they tricked Span, telling him that Ray Chang, another infielder, was Nishioka. So Span, ever respectful, approached Chang, bowed gracefully, introduced himself, and asked him if he spoke English.

"Sure I do,'' Chang said. "I'm from Kansas City!''

The whole team howled.